he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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