she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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