I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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