I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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