Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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