I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I am naked and annoyed.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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