If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
His nipple licking is glorious
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