I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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