Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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