walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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