he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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