just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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