I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
No more Irish car bombs ever.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Let's get the cat blown out
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
