Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm getting married
To pizza
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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