she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Houston, we have a squirter
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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