I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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