I hate all girls vehemently.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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