I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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