I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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