Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
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