White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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