real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
