Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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