dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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