So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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