exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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