Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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