6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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