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im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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