is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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