Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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