He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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