yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
