Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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