Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I don't deserve a penis
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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