I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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