new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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