my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
