Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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