Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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