I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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