I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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