waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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