i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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