If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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