if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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