i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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