The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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