I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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