3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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